There Goes Mr Humbug

There Goes Mr Humbug is a song from the 1992 Disney film The Muppet Christmas Carol. It is featured in A Christmas Carol.

Lyrics
Steve Lady Flying Scotsman Molly & Salty: When a cold wind blows it chills you Chills you to the bone But there's nothing in nature that freezes your heart Like years of being alone It paints you with indifference Like a lady paints with rouge And the worst of the worst The most hated and cursed Is the one that we call Scrooge Bill And Ben: Unkind as any And the wrath of many This is Ebenezer Scrooge

Isabel Stepney Mavis Rick & Logan: Oh there goes Mister Humbug There goes Mister Grim If they gave a prize for being mean The winner would be him

Trucks: Old Scrooge he loves his money Cause he thinks it gives him power Trucks: If he became a flavor You can bet he would be sour Blech!

Farmer McColl: (spoken) Even the vegetables don't like him.

Narrow Gauge Coaches: There goes Mister Skinflint There goes Mister Greed Duncan: The undisputed master of The underhanded deed

Rex Bert Mike Jock & Frank: He charges folks a fortune For his dark and drafty houses Us poor folk live in misery Bert: It's even worse for mouses

Allicia: (spoken) Please, sir, I want some cheese.

Agnes Ruth Jemima Lucy And Beatrice: He must be so lonely He must be so sad He goes to extremes To convince us he's bad He's really a victim Of fear and of fright Look close and there must be A sweet man inside...

Naahhh! Eh-eh!

Townspeople: There goes Mister Outrage There goes Mister Sneer Larry: He has no time for friends or fun Truck: His anger makes that clear

Stephen: Don't ask him for a favor Cause his nastiness increases Etienne: No crust of bread for those in need Allicia: No cheeses for us meeces

Townspeople: There goes Mister Heartless There goes Mister Cruel He never gives he only takes Lets his hunger rule

If being mean's a way of life You'd practice and rehearse Toby: Then all that work is paying off Both: Cause Scrooge is getting worse All: Everyday in every way Scrooge is getting worse

Characters

 * Spencer
 * Toad
 * Steve
 * Lady
 * Flying Scotsman
 * Salty
 * Molly
 * Bill And Ben
 * Mavis
 * Logan
 * Stepney
 * Isabel
 * Rick
 * Troublesome Trucks
 * Farmer McColl
 * Duncan
 * Rex
 * Bert
 * Mike
 * Jock
 * Frank
 * Allicia
 * Agnes Ruth Jemima Lucy And Beatrice
 * Larry
 * Stephen
 * Etienne
 * Toby
 * Big Mickey
 * Albert
 * Harry
 * Duchess Of Hamilton
 * Spencer
 * Oliver